Cyril – please not rob davies for another five years

Our good friend and dyed in the wool minister of trade and industry declined to sit on the anc's NEC in December.  My thinking was that bolshie had done enough destruction for one lifetime, something which the country will pay for dearly long after bob is communing with Marx, Trotsky and Lenin in the hereafter, and hence would resign as a minster.  Donwald Pressly takes a different view.  

There is a list of possible cabinet appointments doing the rounds among ANC supporters.

Here is the full circulated list:

President – Cyril Ramaphosa (currently Deputy President)

Deputy President – David Mabuza (Mpumalanga Premier and now ANC deputy president)

Minister in the Presidency – Joel Netshitenze (former government spokesman under President Thabo Mbeki)

Women – Baleka Mbete (currently Speaker)

Agriculture – Thulas Nxesi

Arts & Culture – Dipuo Letsatsi Duba

Basic Education – Angie Motshekga

Higher Education + Training – Blade Nzimande

Communications – Jackson Mthembu

Cooperative Governance -Mondli Gungubela

Defence & Mil Veterans – Nosiviwe Mapisa Nqakula / Thabang Makwetla

Economic Development – Enoch Godongwane

Energy – Senzo Mchunu/ Dikeledi Magadzi (depending on the SG issue)

Environmental Affairs – David Mahlobo

Finance – Zweli Mkhize

Health – Aaron Motsoaledi

Home Affairs – Malusi Gigaba

Human Settlements – Kenny Moimang

International Relations – Lindiwe Sisulu

Justice – Mathole Motshekga/ Andries Nel

Labour – Thandi Modise

Mineral Resources – Ebrahim Rasool

Police – Jeff Radebe

Public Enterprises – Pravin Gordhan (former Finance Minister)

Public Services – Ayanda Dlodlo

Public Works – Thoko Didiza

Rural Development – Gugile Nkwinti

Science & Technology – Naledi Pandor

Small Business Development – Lindiwe Zulu

Social Development – Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma

Sport & Recreation – Fikile Mbalula

State Security – Bheki Cele

Telecommunications – Stella Ndabeni Abrahams

Tourism – Derek Hanekom

Trade & Industry – Rob Davies (vudderfok?!)

Transport – Ebrahim Patel

Water and Sanitation – Lulu Johnson

I suppose you have to take the good with the bad.  abagig should join zuma in nkandla.  I do think that sport will be better under fuckall mbollock – he's such a worm that he'll be half way up Cyril's behind before Cyril's next bowel movement. I do find it interesting that Cyril would consider keeping the same number of ministries – he probably has no choice.  Also note the retention of fatboy mahlobo – a bit of zuma strategy here

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